marisa kardashy is very rad chicken rox my laptop
My name is Neil and I am a homosexual squirrel
Anonymous

das cool

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

byrongraffiti:

When you acting out in public and your mom can’t beat your ass like she wants to, because there’s white people around.

amerlcanapparel:

piggylippy:

amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

did you mean harry styles

no i didn’t mean harry styles

i don’t care the kardashians are still hotter than you

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*